Selener ain’t the only one she’s keepin’ an eye out for
(Source: lethoperiseup, via blindgossip)
Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in
What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.
NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG
google it
(via samelarry)
my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water
That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of
r u calling me fat
(via laughbitches)
(Source: scribbles-on-pictures, via fuckwhattheslutsthink)
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
(via urbran)
why is peter pan always flying?
he neverlands
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
(via pursuitofhappinessnigga)
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash
(via 1druinedmysociallife)
look me in the eyes and tell me that if the character you hold near and dear to your heart knocked on your window in the middle of the night and said “drop everything and come with me” you wouldn’t do it you know you fucking would
(Source: jaclcfrost, via justme217)
wutdirection replied to your post: i’m so tired will someone read me a bedtime story
i’ll go grab harry but he’d only get to the first page before you fall asleep on his tummyi…..wanna….. fall asleep…. on his… tmyumy….
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
(Source: greelin, via pwnyzgonnapwn)
